Melissa Marie Hmelnicky (of SISTERS OF ELLERY HOLLOW, WE TIRESIAS, and upcoming PIECES OF STRANGE and THE LAST BURLESQUE fame) is turning 30.
We’re all very excited around here.
She could have decided to stay home and eat cake alone in her apartment.
Which would have made at least one feline happy.
But would have been kind of lonely.
Instead, she decided to go out and invite everyone to join her.
At the Fringe Bar! Which means Jessie and I can walk there!
And stumble home
So, I wish Melissa the best of birthdays
Which I’m pretty sure would look something like this